little h has some issues with chocolate, so we avoid it - especially in the evenings. One evening we were driving through a fast food place to get some ice cream sundaes for a treat. little h's older sister was really wanting a hot fudge sundae but knew she couldn't say the words in front of little h or he would want one too.
As we were ordering, I got this request from the sister in the back seat, "Could you order me a hot f-word sundae. Heavy on the f-word please."