h: Hey, Andrea . . . you know some people call you 'poop-hole,' right?
me: What are you talking about? Nobody calls me poop-hole.
h: Yes. Some people do. I've heard them.
me: Who? Who calls me poop-hole?
h: Well. . . I do. I call you poop-hole, sometimes.
I called you poop-hole today... I just whispered it cuz I don't wanna get beat up.
ReplyDeleteoh, you are so going to get it, you poop-hole.
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