Have Mercy

a longish statement from little h regarding the lazy language skills of teenagers. . .

Why does my brother always say cool?  I mean, yesterday, I was pooping while he was taking a shower and I had to do a mercy flush and I said, "I am doing a mercy flush. It's not a real flush because I am not done pooping, but it's a mercy flush because I need to do a mercy flush in the middle of my poop."

My brother said, "Cool."

Mercy flushes are so not cool.